My Biography

Well.. where exactly do I begin??

I was born on April 28th, 1984. My parents always tell me that I was the cutest baby in the delivery ward, and although undoubtedly I was, I am aware that all kids are told that by their parents.

I spent most of my early years doing research on time travel, the success of which was questionable. I do believe that I have made some significant breakthroughs, all of which will be disclosed to the world when I publish my book detailing most necessary steps.

Then I started going to school, which in turn significantly cut down on my time for experimentation. My primary school was rather mediocre - in fact I hated it. It was a crappy public school - I got beat up on a number of occasions and the school itself was a wreck - walls were falling apart and doors wouldnt close. I hated it so much that I hated going there and having to spend a lot of my time there.

Time ofcourse, you’ve gathered so far, is relative.

Once primary school was over, I went to high school. That rocked, as it was one of the most respectable high schools in the country actually, and I had a great time. I met a lot of great people and had a lot of fun doing general mayhem and I spent four great years doing pretty much whatever I want. I loved high school, and whever I’m going to look back at at, I’m gonna have only good memories.

During high school I conducted further experiments with time travel. During those four years I successfully traveled in the past on several occasions and participated in some very interesting historical events. I held Michelangelos paint bucket while he was working on the Sistine chapel, I introduced Einstein to his barber and discussed with Bill Gates the name of his (then) upcoming operating system. Oh, and Michelangelo’s David - yep, sculped after yours truly. Only I’m much better endowed.

I finished high school in 2002, and in the fall of that year I started attending Computer Science courses at CITY College in Thessaloniki, Greece. I got my BSc in Computer Science in 2005, and in December 2006 I finished my postgraduate courses and received my MSc in Software Engineering & Telecommunications. My MSc thesis involved researching and developing a project management tool for a contemporary Agile Methodology - Extreme Programming.

Ofcourse you realise, that all of this is just cover so I have some way to rationally explain my time travel once I make the technology known to the public. After I do some very successfull robberies throughout history, I will be really rich and will probably buy a small country and rule with an iron fist. Please, do not offer any financial support for the time travel research, as you see, I went to the future and just got some money from my future self in order to continue my work uninterrupted. Do not question this, as it is beyond your feeble mind.

I believe that I’ve developed into a hopefully fully functional and healthy individual. I can’t really say life has treated me bad. Also, knowing that in the future I’m a rich and powerful despot has it’s advantages. I’ve had a few rough patches over the years, through which I have stoically sailed.

I’ve been doing web design for a few years now. I think I’m pretty good at it, and it is something I enjoy doing when I have free time. I passionately love automobiles. Some day, I will drive an Aston Martin V12 Vanquish S around Europe.

I’m looking forward to the rest of my life. It’s obviously going to kick ass.

Over the years I’ve spent online, I’ve met a lot of great people. People that I’ve liked or disliked, but mostly respected. I consider them all to be amazing people that are unique and always interesting to talk to.
I’d like to send a shout out to all of them for keeping me company and standing beside me when I needed it. El Senator, Boose, AdR, Camarogeddon, Will, Teknics, X-Ray, RaVe, Alex, dave, Matt, Puma, Katt, MeiMira, Shiva, Foxdie, Kalika, Kevin, Econo, Viper, Joe, Noodlez, Monkey, N-X, ChevyII, Elendal, GreyBrad, n3wton and whoever I might have forgotten. You guys rock. Thank you.

Booya.